DIPSET HAIKU: 2010

12/23/10

WHITE GIRL

Dashin' through dat snow

Santa Cam and some Sleigh Belles

She Rudolph Red Nose

12/6/10

Curbside Service

Swerve a turbo coupe

While she slurp and gurgle soup

Turbo serve dat goop

10/21/10

Dip SETI

Sometimes I think, like...
Is there aliens in space?
They pimpin' like me?

10/5/10

Changed Da Consequence Game Up

Ya disappear, poof
Gotchya back-traced and kidnapped
Homie, ya done goof'd

10/2/10

Big Words

Cam magnamious
Tarmagents mad amerous
Did I stamma bitch??

8/16/10

Serial Cam

Victim blood spilla
The front page news spread filla
Chinchilla Killa

8/10/10

Lady and the Tramp

Mama Mia Miss
Straight spaghetti slurpin' this
But we ain't gon' kiiiiiss

7/31/10

Chef Salad

Ho balsamic swole
Hard boil egg ham tomato
Dat's my booty hole

7/10/10

The Critic

Ninja Assassin

Dem Osca niggas don't know

Movie of the year

6/22/10

Spanish Harlem

Cam'ron Don Pancho

The black barrio sancho

Ya girl's head hancho

6/5/10

Julie, You Goonie

Search ya booty crack

One Eyed Willie's treasure map

Found a booby trap

5/20/10

Stop Snitchin' (Torture)

Y'all straight rat us out

I human centipede ya

Now y'all ass to mouf

5/19/10

Booty Call

Rolled up and swolled up

Fa sho 'nuff da ho toe-touch

Slowed up then blow'd up

5/14/10

Rodeo Rida

Stickin' that phat round

Wit her nose in a blast mound

Dat's my pile driva

5/12/10

Dats Turrrible

I'm on a tip drill
Round mound of poon pound, ya feel?
Beat guts wit raw skill

5/11/10

Thought She Knew

Understand me, miss?

I thought miss understood me.

Misunderstood, B.

5/8/10

Bitch Types

Dusty Trick Bitches

Crusty Butt ass Thick Bitches

Want My Grip Bitches

5/6/10

Gut Bomb

She flabbagasted

When Cam rammin' da gastric

WHAM - Boner Magic

5/5/10

HNIC

Da damn Dun Dada

Seran wrap product propa

Dat nigga you nada

5/3/10

Holla At A Cosmonaut

Dat Huru Blue Tooth

You got dat Zulu voodoo

Come fuck wit Sulu

5/2/10

Rolling Rock

Boss of all bosses
Slang'd rock gather no mosses
Cut yey and losses

5/1/10

Taco Rell

Beefy bean cheezee

Hell's Kitchen feed em greezee

Creepy cheap steezee

4/29/10

Cell Blocc Master

Flappy smack fappy

Wap wap *turns page* slap slappy

Bunk mate ain't happy

4/28/10

Blowin' Balloons

Yung archduke of deuce
Cam dookie dat divine fruit
Cop coke out da poot

4/27/10

Moby Trick

Grippy grabbin thee.

From down south Cam stabbin thee.

Spit dat swag at thee.

4/26/10

Shammy

Shit bubble puddle?
Know how, sponge-pow! Da CamWow!
Slurpy no burpy.

In search of lost time

Bespeckled nerd chick
She readin Proust to my dick
Now we both got brains

4/25/10

The Corner

A-rab bodega

Private Stock and a loosey

Break this hun'nid yo

4/22/10

Bedtime Story

Fuck dat Sammy Sam,

I ain't eat them shits wit ham,

Now go to sleep fool

4/20/10

Ninja Hoo-Ride

Fu Manchu Cam swoop

Damn dude's Van Damme kung fu troops

In Cam's Trans Am coupe

4/18/10

Yoda Pimpin

Hos do jock I see...

Down his mack hand is laid mmm?

Homo not is he...

4/15/10

Shoe Shine

He leakin drippy

Told him not to fuck wit me

Call da ambuhlampse

3/15/10

First Date Surprise

A fine dime breazey

Wine dine bump a line steezey

Grimey slime peazey

3/12/10

Veteran Stripper

She rooty-pooty

Loosey goosey caboosey

Two droopy boobies

3/10/10

Tali Me Banana Clipz

New York Taliban

Traded towels for doo-rags

And pushed that poppy

1/26/10

Stop LIght Car Wash

Dude spritzin' my rims.

But how dude gon' clean my rims,

When dude got the spins?

1/16/10

Indian Burn

Sadistic Misfit

Got a hitlist fa nip twists

Ballistic tit rips

1/14/10

Benjamin

Mad rappin' scrappy

Ball scratchy Mack Daddy rap

Grew up like Button

1/7/10

Bottled At The Source

Tap that Booty Jooce

Smack a poot off that kaboose

Hula hoop it loose

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