2/25/09

Chargin

San Diego Cal
Alfredo-manchego style
Queso preggo, pal

2/20/09

Magical

Beans is doodie juice
Loosey goosey tooty fruit
Make ya booty poot

2/10/09

Dat Joo-Elz New Smell

Juelz is too swell
Keep two Ls and a few belles
Push keys like Duke Ells

2/8/09

A Small Slow Moving Creek

A Bayou Haiku
By the guy who sits by you
who buys you bayous

What's Crackin

What up young gangsta
Mack pimp thuggin G money
Hustlin playa dog?

2/6/09

Ball Park

Cam cram jam and ram
Eat a ham sam and grand slam
Click clack bam kablam

Seezonal Reflectshunz, Part 1

On The Stoop

Shorties play outside
Cool summa breez, dat's nice yo
Crack a forty ounce


Ice Cream Man

Here come Ice Cream Man
Ice pops for all these shorties
Bag uh dro fa me


Husslin

Hot night in da park
A young thug clockin his grip
The sound of gunshots


Ridin' 'Round Shinin

Ridin' 'round, top down
Mashin- right past the ball courts
'Dere go dat nigga

2/5/09

Barter

Cam like to haggle
Hassle-talk finaglin'
How much fo dat watch

Breakfast Is Served Cold

I flip a flap jack
Slappin lip flappy rap cats
Knick knack patty wack

Maybe

Give ya dog a bone
Then ya leave ya dog alone
Might call you lata

Capri Sun

Cam cap a rap dood
Slippity slurpin rap squirts
Doods rappin lack jooce

2/4/09

YELLOW BELLIES

You's cream puff nigga.
Four-fifth in ya teef nigga,
Piss ya fits nigga.

Stuntin

On da Suzuki
Stoppies, wheelies is spooky
You drop a dookie

2/3/09

Chinaman Peed On My Rug

Am I ambitious
Sportin the boom-bam bitches
The Dude, Jeff Bridges.

Joy Ride

In the whip bobbin
A noggin bobbin floggin
The whole crew mobbin

Collect Em' All

A whole collection
I got a whole selection
My ho collection

2/2/09

Wet Wipes

Go get ya wet wipes
Yo headlights lookin dead-nice
D-D-D-D-Damn

TRUE STORY

Dome in the navvy.
Cam got dome in the taxi.
I mack exactly.

Facts

The booty's juicy
Lil' Richard's Tutti-frutti
Haikus are kooky

ALSO KNOW AS

young "wet up ya crew"
aka "young splashy splash"
aka "splashy"

O'Reilly

Fuck Bill O'Reilly
Saw him at the waffle house
BUCK BUCK BUCK- trouble.

Da Gat

Cam carry a gat
Cam's gat carryin' full clips
Cam's Gat's clips pow pow

Jammy

Cam cock the jammy
Blast the heat then tap a freak
Cam's cock the jammy

Pink

Cam rock a pink rag
Cause cam saucey like Ragu
Spaghetti thuggin

At The Club

Drink a drippy drop
From the shelf it's tippy top
Slip and flip flop. Crunk.

A Diamond Dental Dilemma

lil' grill what da dill
fill my grill widda mill' bill
shrill kill the real deal

2/1/09

Sippin' Crustacean

Oh holy moly
A little roly poly
Here. Have some stoli

Teeth

Itsy bitsy bitch
Cam'ron hits the clit, it twitch.
Shit, my dick she bit.

Supa Bowl

I got the cheeze dip
Supa Bowl snacks, supa stacks
Cam got the cheeze grip

Groupies

Grab a groupie tits
Grope a granny groupie quick
Saggy droopy shits

Lan Mine

Camalam Diline
A Lam Uh Cama Lan Mine
Watch out yo- Kaboom.