3G'd up

Where my bitches at?

Tap-tap, Google map that ass

'Dere's an App fo dat.

Who done it?

Tummy rumbly tumbly.
Towards the club bathroom stumbly.
Crept in, crapped, crept out.

Country Pioneer

That Daniel Boone Poon

Backwoods coon hat saloon Poon

That full moon kaboom Poon

SO BROMO(I see you like Dipset)

Khakis and polos

Pink rags and plaids fa dolo

Whoah bro, no homo

Piracy

Dipset picaroons

Booty lootin' dudes doubloons

Leavin goons marooned

Floral Arrangement

Flowers wit dew drips

Bring out the vase miss cuteness

Bouquet them tulips

Boys in the Yard

Damn girl, yo milkshake...

S-S-S-S-S-S-Slurp!

I drink yo milkshake...

The Merlin

The Cam jimma-jam

Abba-Cadabba wham-bam

Shazzam! Thank you ma'am.

Supply and Demand

Flip flop the brick cop

Houston, niggas got lift off

This rock is tip top

On The Shit Tip

Bitch grip the dick tip

Gotta shit dick for bitch tits

Dis shits da shit bitch

A Toast

Jim's prim, trim and slim.

To the brim's rim wit grim sin,

To Pimpin'! Chin Chin.

A Whole New World

A magic carpet.

I dont ride that, it ride me.

Dat's Jasmine's carpet.

Bath

Rub-a-dubby dub

Slishy splashy bubble tub

Look ma- soapy suds

Love Poem

See, roses are red.

And violets, them shits is blue.

Can I holla'at you?

Hard Knocks Prayer

Yo God- you up there?

Chillin on a cloud so high?

Gettin head fa sheez?

The Great Recession

Cam'ron is famished

You got bread? Mayo? Chedda?

Hand Cam the sammich.

The Wrestler

Double suplex smash

Pile drivin a booty blast

Three taps on that ass

Mudd Butt

You slimy grimy

Son needs to wipe his hiny

Skid markin whities

Rehab

Bitch you smokin crack.

Even though I sold you that,

Shit is balderdash...

Sippin

Jim Jones is Brimstones

Pimpin the domes of simp drones

Raps is Flavor Aid

Huh?

Dip set. Dip set. Dip
set. Dip set. Dip set. Dip set.
Dip set. Dip set. What?

Chargin

San Diego Cal

Alfredo-manchego style

Queso preggo, pal

Magical

Beans is doodie juice

Loosey goosey tooty fruit

Make ya booty poot

Dat Joo-Elz New Smell

Juelz is too swell

Keep two Ls and a few belles

Push keys like Duke Ells

A Small Slow Moving Creek

A Bayou Haiku
By the guy who sits by you
who buys you bayous

What's Crackin

What up young gangsta

Mack pimp thuggin G money

Hustlin playa dog?

Ball Park

Cam cram jam and ram

Eat a ham sam and grand slam

Click clack bam kablam

Seezonal Reflectshunz, Part 1

On The Stoop

Shorties play outside

Cool summa breez, dat's nice yo

Crack a forty ounce

Ice Cream Man

Here come Ice Cream Man

Ice pops for all these shorties

Bag uh dro fa me

Husslin

Hot night in da park

A young thug clockin his grip

The sound of gunshots

Ridin' 'Round Shinin

Ridin' 'round, top down

Mashin- right past the ball courts

'Dere go dat nigga

Barter

Cam like to haggle

Hassle-talk finaglin'

How much fo dat watch

Breakfast Is Served Cold

I flip a flap jack

Slappin lip flappy rap cats

Knick knack patty wack

Maybe

Give ya dog a bone

Then ya leave ya dog alone

Might call you lata

Capri Sun

Cam cap a rap dood

Slippity slurpin rap squirts

Doods rappin lack jooce

YELLOW BELLIES

You's cream puff nigga.

Four-fifth in ya teef nigga,

Piss ya fits nigga.

Stuntin

On da Suzuki

Stoppies, wheelies is spooky

You drop a dookie

Chinaman Peed On My Rug

Am I ambitious
Sportin the boom-bam bitches
The Dude, Jeff Bridges.

Joy Ride

In the whip bobbin

A noggin bobbin floggin

The whole crew mobbin

Collect Em' All

A whole collection
I got a whole selection
My ho collection

Wet Wipes

Go get ya wet wipes

Yo headlights lookin dead-nice

D-D-D-D-Damn

TRUE STORY

Dome in the navvy.

Cam got dome in the taxi.

I mack exactly.

Facts

The booty's juicy
Lil' Richard's Tutti-frutti
Haikus are kooky

ALSO KNOW AS

young "wet up ya crew"

aka "young splashy splash"

aka "splashy"

O'Reilly

Fuck Bill O'Reilly

Saw him at the waffle house

BUCK BUCK BUCK- trouble.

Da Gat

Cam carry a gat

Cam's gat carryin' full clips

Cam's Gat's clips pow pow

Jammy

Cam cock the jammy

Blast the heat then tap a freak

Cam's cock the jammy

Pink

Cam rock a pink rag

Cause cam saucey like Ragu

Spaghetti thuggin

At The Club

Drink a drippy drop

From the shelf it's tippy top

Slip and flip flop. Crunk.

A Diamond Dental Dilemma

lil' grill what da dill
fill my grill widda mill' bill
shrill kill the real deal

Sippin' Crustacean

Oh holy moly
A little roly poly
Here. Have some stoli

Teeth

Itsy bitsy bitch
Cam'ron hits the clit, it twitch.
Shit, my dick she bit.

Supa Bowl

I got the cheeze dip

Supa Bowl snacks, supa stacks

Cam got the cheeze grip

Groupies

Grab a groupie tits

Grope a granny groupie quick

Saggy droopy shits

Lan Mine

Camalam Diline

A Lam Uh Cama Lan Mine

Watch out yo- Kaboom.

Cam Ain't No Jack

Killa Cam Be Sick

Cam be nimble, Cam be quick

Fuck a candle stick

Chinchilla Killa Cam

Killa Killa Cam

The chinchilla killa man

Fuck wit me. God damn.

Dipset Haiku Is The Jumpoff

I'm a rap artist

But Cam'ron do haiku now

Cam a rap artiste