The John

Cam cop da blumpkin

Tha turtle head pokin' out

Kerplop, I just came

Back Door

Gung ho fa bung hole

Gotta fun pole it dumb swole

Who need birff control

Well Done

A barbecue feast
Camron sweet beef mesquite skeet
'Bout to meet the meat

Contagion

Cam need a SARS Mask

This fiend is hella filthy

Barf blastin shart splash

DINE-HER

Damn girl you breakfast

Can I read dat menu? UNGH.

I'll have the eggs miss...

Outta Sight

An eye for an eye,

What'd dat one dude say? Oh yeah:

Leave y'all blind as fuck.

She Love Me Long Time

Need a mama san

Teriyaki saucy ma

She like "too beaucoup"

Mmm Gurl

Me an you go good

Like beans an rice, errthang nice

Delishuss, juss right

Da Chlonic

Ten dorra niggie

Beef Broccori Pot Stickie

Free derivery

Jock

Called her a meat-head

And Cam'ron Salami Long

Nom- dat's what she said

Hamlette

To suck it or not

Whetha tis noble, young ho

That is the question

Baker's Man

We play patty cake
You clap at Cam get clapp' back
click clack tha clip Jack

Mezmerized

She gyroscopic

She a spinnin' top, topless

Sippin Hpnotiq

Slay Ride

Dashin' through dat snow

Santa Cam and some Sleigh Belles

She Rudolph Red Nose

Curbside Service

Swerve a turbo coupe

While she slurp and gurgle soup

Turbo serve dat goop

Dip SETI

Sometimes I think, like...
Is there aliens in space?
They pimpin' like me?

Changed Da Consequence Game Up

Ya disappear, poof
Gotchya back-traced and kidnapped
Homie, ya done goof'd

Big Words

Cam magnamious
Tarmagents mad amerous
Did I stamma bitch??

Serial Cam

Victim blood spilla
The front page news spread filla
Chinchilla Killa

Lady and the Tramp

Mama Mia Miss
Straight spaghetti slurpin' this
But we ain't gon' kiiiiiss

Chef Salad

Ho balsamic swole
Hard boil egg ham tomato
Dat's my booty hole

The Critic

Ninja Assassin

Dem Osca niggas don't know

Movie of the year

Spanish Harlem

Cam'ron Don Pancho

The black barrio sancho

Ya girl's head hancho

Julie, You Goonie

Search ya booty crack

One Eyed Willie's treasure map

Found a booby trap

Stop Snitchin' (Torture)

Y'all straight rat us out

I human centipede ya

Now y'all ass to mouf