3G'd up

Where my bitches at?

Tap-tap, Google map that ass

'Dere's an App fo dat.

Who done it?

Tummy rumbly tumbly.
Towards the club bathroom stumbly.
Crept in, crapped, crept out.

Country Pioneer

That Daniel Boone Poon

Backwoods coon hat saloon Poon

That full moon kaboom Poon