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7/25/11
DINE-HER
Damn girl you breakfast
Can I read dat menu? UNGH.
I'll have the eggs miss...
7/21/11
Outta Sight
An eye for an eye,
What'd dat one dude say? Oh yeah:
Leave y'all blind as fuck.
7/18/11
She Love Me Long Time
Need a mama san
Teriyaki saucy ma
She like "too beaucoup"
Mmm Gurl
Me an you go good
Like beans an rice, errthang nice
Delishuss, juss right
7/7/11
Da Chlonic
Ten dorra niggie
Beef Broccori Pot Stickie
Free derivery
6/19/11
Jock
Called her a meat-head
And Cam'ron Salami Long
Nom- dat's what she said
4/15/11
Hamlette
To suck it or not
Whetha tis noble, young ho
That is the question
4/10/11
Baker's Man
We play patty cake
You clap at Cam get clapp' back
click clack tha clip Jack
1/25/11
Mezmerized
She gyroscopic
She a spinnin' top, topless
Sippin Hpnotiq
12/23/10
WHITE GIRL
Dashin' through dat snow
Santa Cam and some Sleigh Belles
She Rudolph Red Nose
12/6/10
Curbside Service
Swerve a turbo coupe
While she slurp and gurgle soup
Turbo serve dat goop
10/21/10
Dip SETI
Sometimes I think, like...
Is there aliens in space?
They pimpin' like me?
10/5/10
Changed Da Consequence Game Up
Ya disappear, poof
Gotchya back-traced and kidnapped
Homie, ya done goof'd
10/2/10
Big Words
Cam magnamious
Tarmagents mad amerous
Did I stamma bitch??
8/16/10
Serial Cam
Victim blood spilla
The front page news spread filla
Chinchilla Killa
8/10/10
Lady and the Tramp
Mama Mia Miss
Straight spaghetti slurpin' this
But we ain't gon' kiiiiiss
7/31/10
Chef Salad
Ho balsamic swole
Hard boil egg ham tomato
Dat's my booty hole
7/10/10
The Critic
Ninja Assassin
Dem Osca niggas don't know
Movie of the year
6/22/10
Spanish Harlem
Cam'ron Don Pancho
The black barrio sancho
Ya girl's head hancho
6/5/10
Julie, You Goonie
Search ya booty crack
One Eyed Willie's treasure map
Found a booby trap
5/20/10
Stop Snitchin' (Torture)
Y'all straight rat us out
I human centipede ya
Now y'all ass to mouf
5/19/10
Booty Call
Rolled up and swolled up
Fa sho 'nuff da ho toe-touch
Slowed up then blow'd up
5/14/10
Rodeo Rida
Stickin' that phat round
Wit her nose in a blast mound
Dat's my pile driva
5/12/10
Dats Turrrible
I'm on a tip drill
Round mound of poon pound, ya feel?
Beat guts wit raw skill
5/11/10
Thought She Knew
Understand me, miss?
I thought miss understood me.
Misunderstood, B.
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