Shammy

Shit bubble puddle?
Know how, sponge-pow! Da CamWow!
Slurpy no burpy.

In search of lost time

Bespeckled nerd chick
She readin Proust to my dick
Now we both got brains

The Corner

A-rab bodega

Private Stock and a loosey

Break this hun'nid yo

Bedtime Story

Fuck dat Sammy Sam,

I ain't eat them shits wit ham,

Now go to sleep fool

Ninja Hoo-Ride

Fu Manchu Cam swoop

Damn dude's Van Damme kung fu troops

In Cam's Trans Am coupe

Yoda Pimpin

Hos do jock I see...

Down his mack hand is laid mmm?

Homo not is he...

Shoe Shine

He leakin drippy

Told him not to fuck wit me

Call da ambuhlampse

First Date Surprise

A fine dime breazey

Wine dine bump a line steezey

Grimey slime peazey

Veteran Stripper

She rooty-pooty

Loosey goosey caboosey

Two droopy boobies

Tali Me Banana Clipz

New York Taliban

Traded towels for doo-rags

And pushed that poppy

Stop LIght Car Wash

Dude spritzin' my rims.

But how dude gon' clean my rims,

When dude got the spins?

Indian Burn

Sadistic Misfit

Got a hitlist fa nip twists

Ballistic tit rips

Benjamin

Mad rappin' scrappy

Ball scratchy Mack Daddy rap

Grew up like Button

Bottled At The Source

Tap that Booty Jooce

Smack a poot off that kaboose

Hula hoop it loose

3G'd up

Where my bitches at?

Tap-tap, Google map that ass

'Dere's an App fo dat.

Who done it?

Tummy rumbly tumbly.
Towards the club bathroom stumbly.
Crept in, crapped, crept out.

Country Pioneer

That Daniel Boone Poon

Backwoods coon hat saloon Poon

That full moon kaboom Poon

SO BROMO(I see you like Dipset)

Khakis and polos

Pink rags and plaids fa dolo

Whoah bro, no homo

Piracy

Dipset picaroons

Booty lootin' dudes doubloons

Leavin goons marooned

Floral Arrangement

Flowers wit dew drips

Bring out the vase miss cuteness

Bouquet them tulips

Boys in the Yard

Damn girl, yo milkshake...

S-S-S-S-S-S-Slurp!

I drink yo milkshake...

The Merlin

The Cam jimma-jam

Abba-Cadabba wham-bam

Shazzam! Thank you ma'am.

Supply and Demand

Flip flop the brick cop

Houston, niggas got lift off

This rock is tip top

On The Shit Tip

Bitch grip the dick tip

Gotta shit dick for bitch tits

Dis shits da shit bitch

A Toast

Jim's prim, trim and slim.

To the brim's rim wit grim sin,

To Pimpin'! Chin Chin.