Country Pioneer

That Daniel Boone Poon

Backwoods coon hat saloon Poon

That full moon kaboom Poon

SO BROMO(I see you like Dipset)

Khakis and polos

Pink rags and plaids fa dolo

Whoah bro, no homo

Piracy

Dipset picaroons

Booty lootin' dudes doubloons

Leavin goons marooned

Floral Arrangement

Flowers wit dew drips

Bring out the vase miss cuteness

Bouquet them tulips

Boys in the Yard

Damn girl, yo milkshake...

S-S-S-S-S-S-Slurp!

I drink yo milkshake...

The Merlin

The Cam jimma-jam

Abba-Cadabba wham-bam

Shazzam! Thank you ma'am.

Supply and Demand

Flip flop the brick cop

Houston, niggas got lift off

This rock is tip top

On The Shit Tip

Bitch grip the dick tip

Gotta shit dick for bitch tits

Dis shits da shit bitch

A Toast

Jim's prim, trim and slim.

To the brim's rim wit grim sin,

To Pimpin'! Chin Chin.

A Whole New World

A magic carpet.

I dont ride that, it ride me.

Dat's Jasmine's carpet.

Bath

Rub-a-dubby dub

Slishy splashy bubble tub

Look ma- soapy suds

Love Poem

See, roses are red.

And violets, them shits is blue.

Can I holla'at you?

Hard Knocks Prayer

Yo God- you up there?

Chillin on a cloud so high?

Gettin head fa sheez?

The Great Recession

Cam'ron is famished

You got bread? Mayo? Chedda?

Hand Cam the sammich.

The Wrestler

Double suplex smash

Pile drivin a booty blast

Three taps on that ass

Mudd Butt

You slimy grimy

Son needs to wipe his hiny

Skid markin whities

Rehab

Bitch you smokin crack.

Even though I sold you that,

Shit is balderdash...

Sippin

Jim Jones is Brimstones

Pimpin the domes of simp drones

Raps is Flavor Aid

Huh?

Dip set. Dip set. Dip
set. Dip set. Dip set. Dip set.
Dip set. Dip set. What?

Chargin

San Diego Cal

Alfredo-manchego style

Queso preggo, pal

Magical

Beans is doodie juice

Loosey goosey tooty fruit

Make ya booty poot

Dat Joo-Elz New Smell

Juelz is too swell

Keep two Ls and a few belles

Push keys like Duke Ells

A Small Slow Moving Creek

A Bayou Haiku
By the guy who sits by you
who buys you bayous

What's Crackin

What up young gangsta

Mack pimp thuggin G money

Hustlin playa dog?

Ball Park

Cam cram jam and ram

Eat a ham sam and grand slam

Click clack bam kablam