Love Poem

See, roses are red.

And violets, them shits is blue.

Can I holla'at you?

Hard Knocks Prayer

Yo God- you up there?

Chillin on a cloud so high?

Gettin head fa sheez?

The Great Recession

Cam'ron is famished

You got bread? Mayo? Chedda?

Hand Cam the sammich.

The Wrestler

Double suplex smash

Pile drivin a booty blast

Three taps on that ass

Mudd Butt

You slimy grimy

Son needs to wipe his hiny

Skid markin whities

Rehab

Bitch you smokin crack.

Even though I sold you that,

Shit is balderdash...

Sippin

Jim Jones is Brimstones

Pimpin the domes of simp drones

Raps is Flavor Aid

Huh?

Dip set. Dip set. Dip
set. Dip set. Dip set. Dip set.
Dip set. Dip set. What?

Chargin

San Diego Cal

Alfredo-manchego style

Queso preggo, pal

Magical

Beans is doodie juice

Loosey goosey tooty fruit

Make ya booty poot

Dat Joo-Elz New Smell

Juelz is too swell

Keep two Ls and a few belles

Push keys like Duke Ells

A Small Slow Moving Creek

A Bayou Haiku
By the guy who sits by you
who buys you bayous

What's Crackin

What up young gangsta

Mack pimp thuggin G money

Hustlin playa dog?

Ball Park

Cam cram jam and ram

Eat a ham sam and grand slam

Click clack bam kablam

Seezonal Reflectshunz, Part 1

On The Stoop

Shorties play outside

Cool summa breez, dat's nice yo

Crack a forty ounce

Ice Cream Man

Here come Ice Cream Man

Ice pops for all these shorties

Bag uh dro fa me

Husslin

Hot night in da park

A young thug clockin his grip

The sound of gunshots

Ridin' 'Round Shinin

Ridin' 'round, top down

Mashin- right past the ball courts

'Dere go dat nigga

Barter

Cam like to haggle

Hassle-talk finaglin'

How much fo dat watch

Breakfast Is Served Cold

I flip a flap jack

Slappin lip flappy rap cats

Knick knack patty wack

Maybe

Give ya dog a bone

Then ya leave ya dog alone

Might call you lata

Capri Sun

Cam cap a rap dood

Slippity slurpin rap squirts

Doods rappin lack jooce

YELLOW BELLIES

You's cream puff nigga.

Four-fifth in ya teef nigga,

Piss ya fits nigga.

Stuntin

On da Suzuki

Stoppies, wheelies is spooky

You drop a dookie

Chinaman Peed On My Rug

Am I ambitious
Sportin the boom-bam bitches
The Dude, Jeff Bridges.

Joy Ride

In the whip bobbin

A noggin bobbin floggin

The whole crew mobbin

Collect Em' All

A whole collection
I got a whole selection
My ho collection

Wet Wipes

Go get ya wet wipes

Yo headlights lookin dead-nice

D-D-D-D-Damn