A Small Slow Moving Creek

A Bayou Haiku
By the guy who sits by you
who buys you bayous

What's Crackin

What up young gangsta

Mack pimp thuggin G money

Hustlin playa dog?

Ball Park

Cam cram jam and ram

Eat a ham sam and grand slam

Click clack bam kablam

Seezonal Reflectshunz, Part 1

On The Stoop

Shorties play outside

Cool summa breez, dat's nice yo

Crack a forty ounce

Ice Cream Man

Here come Ice Cream Man

Ice pops for all these shorties

Bag uh dro fa me

Husslin

Hot night in da park

A young thug clockin his grip

The sound of gunshots

Ridin' 'Round Shinin

Ridin' 'round, top down

Mashin- right past the ball courts

'Dere go dat nigga

Barter

Cam like to haggle

Hassle-talk finaglin'

How much fo dat watch

Breakfast Is Served Cold

I flip a flap jack

Slappin lip flappy rap cats

Knick knack patty wack

Maybe

Give ya dog a bone

Then ya leave ya dog alone

Might call you lata

Capri Sun

Cam cap a rap dood

Slippity slurpin rap squirts

Doods rappin lack jooce

YELLOW BELLIES

You's cream puff nigga.

Four-fifth in ya teef nigga,

Piss ya fits nigga.

Stuntin

On da Suzuki

Stoppies, wheelies is spooky

You drop a dookie

Chinaman Peed On My Rug

Am I ambitious
Sportin the boom-bam bitches
The Dude, Jeff Bridges.

Joy Ride

In the whip bobbin

A noggin bobbin floggin

The whole crew mobbin

Collect Em' All

A whole collection
I got a whole selection
My ho collection

Wet Wipes

Go get ya wet wipes

Yo headlights lookin dead-nice

D-D-D-D-Damn

TRUE STORY

Dome in the navvy.

Cam got dome in the taxi.

I mack exactly.

Facts

The booty's juicy
Lil' Richard's Tutti-frutti
Haikus are kooky

ALSO KNOW AS

young "wet up ya crew"

aka "young splashy splash"

aka "splashy"

O'Reilly

Fuck Bill O'Reilly

Saw him at the waffle house

BUCK BUCK BUCK- trouble.

Da Gat

Cam carry a gat

Cam's gat carryin' full clips

Cam's Gat's clips pow pow

Jammy

Cam cock the jammy

Blast the heat then tap a freak

Cam's cock the jammy

Pink

Cam rock a pink rag

Cause cam saucey like Ragu

Spaghetti thuggin

At The Club

Drink a drippy drop

From the shelf it's tippy top

Slip and flip flop. Crunk.

A Diamond Dental Dilemma

lil' grill what da dill
fill my grill widda mill' bill
shrill kill the real deal

Sippin' Crustacean

Oh holy moly
A little roly poly
Here. Have some stoli

Teeth

Itsy bitsy bitch
Cam'ron hits the clit, it twitch.
Shit, my dick she bit.