Wet Wipes

Go get ya wet wipes

Yo headlights lookin dead-nice

D-D-D-D-Damn

TRUE STORY

Dome in the navvy.

Cam got dome in the taxi.

I mack exactly.

Facts

The booty's juicy
Lil' Richard's Tutti-frutti
Haikus are kooky

ALSO KNOW AS

young "wet up ya crew"

aka "young splashy splash"

aka "splashy"

O'Reilly

Fuck Bill O'Reilly

Saw him at the waffle house

BUCK BUCK BUCK- trouble.

Da Gat

Cam carry a gat

Cam's gat carryin' full clips

Cam's Gat's clips pow pow

Jammy

Cam cock the jammy

Blast the heat then tap a freak

Cam's cock the jammy

Pink

Cam rock a pink rag

Cause cam saucey like Ragu

Spaghetti thuggin

At The Club

Drink a drippy drop

From the shelf it's tippy top

Slip and flip flop. Crunk.

A Diamond Dental Dilemma

lil' grill what da dill
fill my grill widda mill' bill
shrill kill the real deal

Sippin' Crustacean

Oh holy moly
A little roly poly
Here. Have some stoli

Teeth

Itsy bitsy bitch
Cam'ron hits the clit, it twitch.
Shit, my dick she bit.

Supa Bowl

I got the cheeze dip

Supa Bowl snacks, supa stacks

Cam got the cheeze grip

Groupies

Grab a groupie tits

Grope a granny groupie quick

Saggy droopy shits

Lan Mine

Camalam Diline

A Lam Uh Cama Lan Mine

Watch out yo- Kaboom.

Cam Ain't No Jack

Killa Cam Be Sick

Cam be nimble, Cam be quick

Fuck a candle stick

Chinchilla Killa Cam

Killa Killa Cam

The chinchilla killa man

Fuck wit me. God damn.

Dipset Haiku Is The Jumpoff

I'm a rap artist

But Cam'ron do haiku now

Cam a rap artiste