DIPSET HAIKU

5/2/10

Rolling Rock

Boss of all bosses
Slang'd rock gather no mosses
Cut yey and losses

5/1/10

Taco Rell

Beefy bean cheezee

Hell's Kitchen feed em greezee

Creepy cheap steezee

4/29/10

Cell Blocc Master

Flappy smack fappy

Wap wap *turns page* slap slappy

Bunk mate ain't happy

4/28/10

Blowin' Balloons

Yung archduke of deuce
Cam dookie dat divine fruit
Cop coke out da poot

4/27/10

Moby Trick

Grippy grabbin thee.

From down south Cam stabbin thee.

Spit dat swag at thee.

4/26/10

Shammy

Shit bubble puddle?
Know how, sponge-pow! Da CamWow!
Slurpy no burpy.

In search of lost time

Bespeckled nerd chick
She readin Proust to my dick
Now we both got brains

4/25/10

The Corner

A-rab bodega

Private Stock and a loosey

Break this hun'nid yo

4/22/10

Bedtime Story

Fuck dat Sammy Sam,

I ain't eat them shits wit ham,

Now go to sleep fool

4/20/10

Ninja Hoo-Ride

Fu Manchu Cam swoop

Damn dude's Van Damme kung fu troops

In Cam's Trans Am coupe

4/18/10

Yoda Pimpin

Hos do jock I see...

Down his mack hand is laid mmm?

Homo not is he...

4/15/10

Shoe Shine

He leakin drippy

Told him not to fuck wit me

Call da ambuhlampse

3/15/10

First Date Surprise

A fine dime breazey

Wine dine bump a line steezey

Grimey slime peazey

3/12/10

Veteran Stripper

She rooty-pooty

Loosey goosey caboosey

Two droopy boobies

3/10/10

Tali Me Banana Clipz

New York Taliban

Traded towels for doo-rags

And pushed that poppy

1/26/10

Stop LIght Car Wash

Dude spritzin' my rims.

But how dude gon' clean my rims,

When dude got the spins?

1/16/10

Indian Burn

Sadistic Misfit

Got a hitlist fa nip twists

Ballistic tit rips

1/14/10

Benjamin

Mad rappin' scrappy

Ball scratchy Mack Daddy rap

Grew up like Button

1/7/10

Bottled At The Source

Tap that Booty Jooce

Smack a poot off that kaboose

Hula hoop it loose

12/17/09

3G'd up

Where my bitches at?

Tap-tap, Google map that ass

'Dere's an App fo dat.

12/16/09

Who done it?

Tummy rumbly tumbly.
Towards the club bathroom stumbly.
Crept in, crapped, crept out.

12/15/09

Country Pioneer

That Daniel Boone Poon

Backwoods coon hat saloon Poon

That full moon kaboom Poon

11/16/09

SO BROMO
(I see you like Dipset)

Khakis and polos

Pink rags and plaids fa dolo

Whoah bro, no homo

10/24/09

Piracy

Dipset picaroons

Booty lootin' dudes doubloons

Leavin goons marooned

10/2/09

Floral Arrangement

Flowers wit dew drips

Bring out the vase miss cuteness

Bouquet them tulips