First Date Surprise

A fine dime breazey

Wine dine bump a line steezey

Grimey slime peazey

Veteran Stripper

She rooty-pooty

Loosey goosey caboosey

Two droopy boobies

Tali Me Banana Clipz

New York Taliban

Traded towels for doo-rags

And pushed that poppy

Stop LIght Car Wash

Dude spritzin' my rims.

But how dude gon' clean my rims,

When dude got the spins?

Indian Burn

Sadistic Misfit

Got a hitlist fa nip twists

Ballistic tit rips

Benjamin

Mad rappin' scrappy

Ball scratchy Mack Daddy rap

Grew up like Button

Bottled At The Source

Tap that Booty Jooce

Smack a poot off that kaboose

Hula hoop it loose

3G'd up

Where my bitches at?

Tap-tap, Google map that ass

'Dere's an App fo dat.

Who done it?

Tummy rumbly tumbly.
Towards the club bathroom stumbly.
Crept in, crapped, crept out.

Country Pioneer

That Daniel Boone Poon

Backwoods coon hat saloon Poon

That full moon kaboom Poon

SO BROMO(I see you like Dipset)

Khakis and polos

Pink rags and plaids fa dolo

Whoah bro, no homo

Piracy

Dipset picaroons

Booty lootin' dudes doubloons

Leavin goons marooned

Floral Arrangement

Flowers wit dew drips

Bring out the vase miss cuteness

Bouquet them tulips

Boys in the Yard

Damn girl, yo milkshake...

S-S-S-S-S-S-Slurp!

I drink yo milkshake...

The Merlin

The Cam jimma-jam

Abba-Cadabba wham-bam

Shazzam! Thank you ma'am.

Supply and Demand

Flip flop the brick cop

Houston, niggas got lift off

This rock is tip top

On The Shit Tip

Bitch grip the dick tip

Gotta shit dick for bitch tits

Dis shits da shit bitch

A Toast

Jim's prim, trim and slim.

To the brim's rim wit grim sin,

To Pimpin'! Chin Chin.

A Whole New World

A magic carpet.

I dont ride that, it ride me.

Dat's Jasmine's carpet.

Bath

Rub-a-dubby dub

Slishy splashy bubble tub

Look ma- soapy suds

Love Poem

See, roses are red.

And violets, them shits is blue.

Can I holla'at you?

Hard Knocks Prayer

Yo God- you up there?

Chillin on a cloud so high?

Gettin head fa sheez?

The Great Recession

Cam'ron is famished

You got bread? Mayo? Chedda?

Hand Cam the sammich.

The Wrestler

Double suplex smash

Pile drivin a booty blast

Three taps on that ass

Mudd Butt

You slimy grimy

Son needs to wipe his hiny

Skid markin whities