<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440</id><updated>2011-09-21T08:40:42.312-07:00</updated><title type='text'>DIPSET HAIKU</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' 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came&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-4819992873723328052?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/4819992873723328052/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2011/09/john.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/4819992873723328052'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/4819992873723328052'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2011/09/john.html' title='The John'/><author><name>Baker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04067475756867971091</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-1834422802906731479</id><published>2011-08-29T20:40:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-08-29T20:42:31.908-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Back Door</title><content type='html'>Gung ho fa bung hole&lt;div&gt;Gotta fun pole it dumb swole&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Who need birff control&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-1834422802906731479?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-556055483019928344</id><published>2011-08-27T22:22:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2011-08-27T22:22:41.094-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Well Done</title><content type='html'>A barbecue feast&lt;br /&gt;Camron sweet beef mesquite skeet&lt;br /&gt;'Bout to meet the meat&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-556055483019928344?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/556055483019928344/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2011/08/well-done.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/556055483019928344'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/556055483019928344'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2011/08/well-done.html' title='Well Done'/><author><name>Thomas Bradley</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01522504326701609349</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lg-PTYCxUpM/SP5IWFn4zEI/AAAAAAAAAUA/DX6aqQsHaNk/S220/n80901008_30474925_3210.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-9151058108627719796</id><published>2011-08-09T20:20:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-08-09T20:21:20.582-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Contagion</title><content type='html'>Cam need a SARS Mask&lt;div&gt;This fiend is hella filthy&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Barf blastin shart splash&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-9151058108627719796?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/9151058108627719796/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2011/08/contagion.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/9151058108627719796'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/9151058108627719796'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2011/08/contagion.html' title='Contagion'/><author><name>Baker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04067475756867971091</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-6819504873596762033</id><published>2011-07-25T22:41:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2011-07-25T22:42:07.180-07:00</updated><title type='text'>DINE-HER</title><content type='html'>Damn girl you breakfast&lt;div&gt;Can I read dat menu? UNGH.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I'll have the eggs miss...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-6819504873596762033?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/6819504873596762033/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2011/07/dineher.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/6819504873596762033'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/6819504873596762033'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2011/07/dineher.html' title='DINE-HER'/><author><name>Baker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04067475756867971091</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-8263215678384270995</id><published>2011-07-21T18:26:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-07-21T18:28:15.752-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Outta Sight</title><content type='html'>An eye for an eye,&lt;div&gt;What'd dat one dude say? Oh yeah:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Leave y'all blind as fuck.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-8263215678384270995?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/8263215678384270995/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2011/07/outta-sight.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/8263215678384270995'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/8263215678384270995'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2011/07/outta-sight.html' title='Outta 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src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-288352030299201972</id><published>2011-07-18T07:02:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-07-18T07:05:06.212-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Mmm Gurl</title><content type='html'>Me an you go good&lt;div&gt;Like beans an rice, errthang nice&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Delishuss, juss right&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-288352030299201972?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/288352030299201972/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2011/07/mmm-gurl.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/288352030299201972'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/288352030299201972'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2011/07/mmm-gurl.html' title='Mmm Gurl'/><author><name>Baker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04067475756867971091</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-6990651561667175193</id><published>2011-07-07T07:26:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-07-07T07:29:03.034-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Da Chlonic</title><content type='html'>Ten dorra niggie&lt;div&gt;Beef Broccori Pot Stickie&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Free derivery&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-6990651561667175193?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/6990651561667175193/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2011/07/da-chlonic.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/6990651561667175193'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/6990651561667175193'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2011/07/da-chlonic.html' title='Da Chlonic'/><author><name>Baker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04067475756867971091</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-5391143780810391871</id><published>2011-06-19T19:15:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-06-19T19:16:36.115-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Jock</title><content type='html'>Called her a meat-head&lt;div&gt;And Cam'ron Salami Long&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Nom- dat's what she said&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-5391143780810391871?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/5391143780810391871/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2011/06/jock.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/5391143780810391871'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/5391143780810391871'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2011/06/jock.html' title='Jock'/><author><name>Baker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04067475756867971091</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-3863916718657349560</id><published>2011-04-15T19:19:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-04-15T19:21:42.205-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Hamlette</title><content type='html'>To suck it or not&lt;div&gt;Whetha tis noble, young ho&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;That is the question&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-3863916718657349560?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/3863916718657349560/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2011/04/hamlette.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/3863916718657349560'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/3863916718657349560'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2011/04/hamlette.html' title='Hamlette'/><author><name>Baker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04067475756867971091</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-2511002184734002684</id><published>2011-04-10T01:55:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-04-10T02:01:42.545-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Baker's Man</title><content type='html'>We play patty cake&lt;br /&gt;You clap at Cam get clapp' back&lt;br /&gt;click clack tha clip Jack&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-2511002184734002684?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/2511002184734002684/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2011/04/bakers-man.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/2511002184734002684'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/2511002184734002684'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2011/04/bakers-man.html' title='Baker&apos;s Man'/><author><name>Baker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04067475756867971091</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-4970011335140725650</id><published>2011-01-25T10:45:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-01-25T10:55:40.560-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Mezmerized</title><content type='html'>She gyroscopic&lt;div&gt;She a spinnin' top, topless&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Sippin Hpnotiq&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-4970011335140725650?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-5977987130015225915</id><published>2010-12-23T21:40:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-12-23T21:41:55.968-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Slay Ride</title><content type='html'>Dashin' through dat snow&lt;div&gt;Santa Cam and some Sleigh Belles&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;She Rudolph Red Nose&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-5977987130015225915?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/5977987130015225915/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2010/12/slay-ride.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/5977987130015225915'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/5977987130015225915'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2010/12/slay-ride.html' title='Slay Ride'/><author><name>Baker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04067475756867971091</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-7636139282490468051</id><published>2010-12-06T20:41:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-12-06T20:41:39.973-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Curbside Service</title><content type='html'>Swerve a turbo coupe&lt;div&gt;While she slurp and gurgle soup&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Turbo serve dat goop&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-7636139282490468051?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/7636139282490468051/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2010/12/curbside-service.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/7636139282490468051'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/7636139282490468051'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2010/12/curbside-service.html' title='Curbside Service'/><author><name>Baker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04067475756867971091</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-8653391716652984870</id><published>2010-10-21T06:54:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-10-21T06:56:05.774-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Dip SETI</title><content type='html'>Sometimes I think, like...&lt;br /&gt;Is there aliens in space?&lt;br /&gt;They pimpin' like me?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-8653391716652984870?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' 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src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-3777590934722897170</id><published>2010-10-05T10:30:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-10-05T10:50:00.262-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Changed Da Consequence Game Up</title><content type='html'>Ya disappear, poof&lt;br /&gt;Gotchya back-traced and kidnapped&lt;br /&gt;Homie, ya done goof'd&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-3777590934722897170?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/3777590934722897170/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2010/10/changed-da-consequence-game-up.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/3777590934722897170'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/3777590934722897170'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2010/10/changed-da-consequence-game-up.html' title='Changed Da Consequence Game Up'/><author><name>Baker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04067475756867971091</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-3332172021483017631</id><published>2010-10-02T10:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-10-02T12:41:46.600-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Big Words</title><content type='html'>Cam magnamious&lt;br /&gt;Tarmagents mad amerous&lt;br /&gt;Did I stamma bitch??&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-3332172021483017631?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/3332172021483017631/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2010/10/big-words.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/3332172021483017631'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/3332172021483017631'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2010/10/big-words.html' title='Big Words'/><author><name>Baker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04067475756867971091</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-20017184884425520</id><published>2010-08-16T23:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-08-16T23:29:21.915-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Serial Cam</title><content type='html'>Victim blood spilla&lt;br /&gt;The front page news spread filla&lt;br /&gt;Chinchilla Killa&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-20017184884425520?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/20017184884425520/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2010/08/serial-cam.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/20017184884425520'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/20017184884425520'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2010/08/serial-cam.html' title='Serial Cam'/><author><name>Baker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04067475756867971091</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-8059040938566614831</id><published>2010-08-10T23:12:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2010-08-10T23:13:47.009-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Lady and the Tramp</title><content type='html'>Mama Mia Miss&lt;br /&gt;Straight spaghetti slurpin' this&lt;br /&gt;But we ain't gon' kiiiiiss&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-8059040938566614831?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/8059040938566614831/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2010/08/lady-and-tramp.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/8059040938566614831'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/8059040938566614831'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2010/08/lady-and-tramp.html' title='Lady and the Tramp'/><author><name>Baker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04067475756867971091</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-4514489699740607213</id><published>2010-07-31T12:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-07-31T12:19:25.279-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Chef Salad</title><content type='html'>Ho balsamic swole&lt;br /&gt;Hard boil egg ham tomato&lt;br /&gt;Dat's my booty hole&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-4514489699740607213?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/4514489699740607213/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2010/07/chef-salad.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/4514489699740607213'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/4514489699740607213'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2010/07/chef-salad.html' title='Chef Salad'/><author><name>Baker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04067475756867971091</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-9189232253439066811</id><published>2010-07-10T09:52:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-07-10T03:45:13.287-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Critic</title><content type='html'>Ninja Assassin&lt;div&gt;Dem Osca niggas don't know&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Movie of the year&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-9189232253439066811?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/9189232253439066811/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2010/04/critic.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/9189232253439066811'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/9189232253439066811'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2010/04/critic.html' title='The Critic'/><author><name>Baker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04067475756867971091</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-4213742949842911422</id><published>2010-06-22T20:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-06-22T21:15:53.547-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Spanish Harlem</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;Cam'ron Don Pancho&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;The black barrio sancho&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Ya girl's head hancho&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-4213742949842911422?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/4213742949842911422/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2010/06/spanish-harlem.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/4213742949842911422'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/4213742949842911422'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2010/06/spanish-harlem.html' title='Spanish Harlem'/><author><name>Baker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04067475756867971091</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-3043473175018646024</id><published>2010-06-05T11:04:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-06-05T11:12:28.346-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Julie, You Goonie</title><content type='html'>Search ya booty crack&lt;div&gt;One Eyed Willie's treasure map&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Found a booby trap&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-3043473175018646024?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/3043473175018646024/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2010/06/julie-you-goonie.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/3043473175018646024'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/3043473175018646024'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2010/06/julie-you-goonie.html' title='Julie, You Goonie'/><author><name>Baker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04067475756867971091</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-647979159215211424</id><published>2010-05-20T18:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-05-20T18:22:37.554-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Stop Snitchin' 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rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-2399224203893431368</id><published>2010-05-14T19:04:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-05-14T14:07:56.978-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Rodeo Rida</title><content type='html'>Stickin' that phat round&lt;div&gt;Wit her nose in a blast mound&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Dat's my pile driva&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-2399224203893431368?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/2399224203893431368/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2010/05/rodeo-rida.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/2399224203893431368'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/2399224203893431368'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2010/05/rodeo-rida.html' title='Rodeo Rida'/><author><name>Baker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04067475756867971091</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-361925597355928595</id><published>2010-05-12T12:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-05-12T21:34:46.637-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Dats Turrrible</title><content type='html'>I'm on a tip drill&lt;br /&gt;Round mound of poon pound, ya feel?&lt;br /&gt;Beat guts wit raw skill&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-361925597355928595?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/361925597355928595/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2010/05/dats-turrrible.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link 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me.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Misunderstood, B.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-3345785949940027669?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/3345785949940027669/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2010/05/communication-breakdown.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/3345785949940027669'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/3345785949940027669'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2010/05/communication-breakdown.html' title='Thought She 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src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-1342822540775918437</id><published>2010-05-06T12:03:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-05-06T12:36:30.750-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Gut Bomb</title><content type='html'>She flabbagasted&lt;div&gt;When Cam rammin' da gastric&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;WHAM - Boner Magic&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-1342822540775918437?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/1342822540775918437/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2010/05/gut-bomb.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link 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Dada&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Seran wrap product propa&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Dat nigga you nada&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-7090939924510738824?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/7090939924510738824/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2010/05/hnic.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/7090939924510738824'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/7090939924510738824'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2010/05/hnic.html' title='HNIC'/><author><name>Baker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04067475756867971091</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-4726779037284656268</id><published>2010-05-03T12:34:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-05-03T09:36:48.248-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Holla At A Cosmonaut</title><content type='html'>Dat Huru Blue Tooth&lt;div&gt;You got dat Zulu voodoo&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Come fuck wit Sulu&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-4726779037284656268?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-918552526877258718</id><published>2010-05-02T12:43:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-05-02T12:50:15.615-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Rolling Rock</title><content type='html'>Boss of all bosses&lt;br /&gt;Slang'd rock gather no mosses&lt;br /&gt;Cut yey and losses&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-918552526877258718?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/918552526877258718/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2010/05/rolling-rock.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/918552526877258718'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/918552526877258718'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2010/05/rolling-rock.html' title='Rolling Rock'/><author><name>Drew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11225856361420029854</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-7852901733038491914</id><published>2010-05-01T11:08:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-05-01T11:16:38.128-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Taco Rell</title><content type='html'>Beefy bean cheezee&lt;div&gt;Hell's Kitchen feed em greezee&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Creepy cheap steezee&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-7852901733038491914?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/7852901733038491914/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2010/05/taco-rell.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/7852901733038491914'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/7852901733038491914'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2010/05/taco-rell.html' title='Taco Rell'/><author><name>Baker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04067475756867971091</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-5604711540676109403</id><published>2010-04-29T20:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-05-01T11:16:20.230-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Cell Blocc Master</title><content type='html'>Flappy smack fappy&lt;div&gt;Wap wap *turns page* slap slappy&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Bunk mate ain't happy&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-5604711540676109403?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' 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;font-family:Helvetica;font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"&gt;Grippy grabbin thee.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"&gt;From down south Cam stabbin thee.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"&gt;Spit dat swag at thee.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-4005241413489148681?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/4005241413489148681/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2010/04/moby-trick.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' 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Da CamWow!&lt;br /&gt;Slurpy no burpy.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-8101533231012960554?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/8101533231012960554/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2010/04/shammy.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/8101533231012960554'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/8101533231012960554'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2010/04/shammy.html' title='Shammy'/><author><name>Cody 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href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2010/03/first-date-surprise.html' title='First Date Surprise'/><author><name>Baker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04067475756867971091</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-8972925806698474629</id><published>2010-03-12T18:50:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-03-12T19:08:26.835-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Veteran Stripper</title><content type='html'>She rooty-pooty&lt;div&gt;Loosey goosey caboosey&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Two droopy boobies&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-8972925806698474629?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' 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src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-7633618279358394570</id><published>2010-03-10T19:22:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-03-10T19:28:53.428-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Tali Me Banana Clipz</title><content type='html'>New York Taliban&lt;div&gt;Traded towels for doo-rags&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;And pushed that poppy&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-7633618279358394570?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/7633618279358394570/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2010/03/tali-me-banana-clipz.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/7633618279358394570'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/7633618279358394570'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2010/03/tali-me-banana-clipz.html' title='Tali Me Banana Clipz'/><author><name>Baker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04067475756867971091</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-5552219620553993623</id><published>2010-01-26T12:34:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-26T12:42:39.183-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Stop LIght Car Wash</title><content type='html'>Dude spritzin' my rims.&lt;div&gt;But how dude gon' clean my rims,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;When dude got the spins?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-5552219620553993623?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/5552219620553993623/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2010/01/stop-light-car-wash.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/5552219620553993623'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/5552219620553993623'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2010/01/stop-light-car-wash.html' title='Stop LIght Car Wash'/><author><name>Baker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04067475756867971091</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-5033680442848426680</id><published>2010-01-16T12:19:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-16T12:21:04.735-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Indian Burn</title><content type='html'>Sadistic Misfit&lt;div&gt;Got a hitlist fa nip twists&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Ballistic tit rips&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-5033680442848426680?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' 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src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-8674206329060568646</id><published>2010-01-14T19:28:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-14T19:32:56.950-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Benjamin</title><content type='html'>Mad rappin' scrappy&lt;div&gt;Ball scratchy Mack Daddy rap&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Grew up like Button&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-8674206329060568646?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/8674206329060568646/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2010/01/benjamin.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/8674206329060568646'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/8674206329060568646'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2010/01/benjamin.html' title='Benjamin'/><author><name>Baker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04067475756867971091</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-3350934647880931154</id><published>2010-01-07T08:20:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-07T08:27:04.497-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Bottled At The Source</title><content type='html'>Tap that Booty Jooce&lt;div&gt;Smack a poot off that kaboose&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Hula hoop it loose&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-3350934647880931154?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/3350934647880931154/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2010/01/bottled-at-source.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/3350934647880931154'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/3350934647880931154'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2010/01/bottled-at-source.html' title='Bottled At The Source'/><author><name>Baker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04067475756867971091</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-5699290636947014513</id><published>2009-12-17T12:21:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-17T12:21:00.218-08:00</updated><title type='text'>3G'd up</title><content type='html'>Where my bitches at?&lt;div&gt;Tap-tap, Google map that ass&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;'Dere's an App fo dat.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-5699290636947014513?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/5699290636947014513/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/12/3gd-up.html#comment-form' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/5699290636947014513'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/5699290636947014513'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/12/3gd-up.html' title='3G&apos;d up'/><author><name>Thomas Bradley</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01522504326701609349</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lg-PTYCxUpM/SP5IWFn4zEI/AAAAAAAAAUA/DX6aqQsHaNk/S220/n80901008_30474925_3210.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-2761191680561017441</id><published>2009-12-16T12:38:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-16T15:07:58.982-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Who done it?</title><content type='html'>Tummy rumbly tumbly.&lt;br /&gt;Towards the club bathroom stumbly.&lt;br /&gt;Crept in, crapped, crept out.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-2761191680561017441?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/2761191680561017441/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/12/fantom-crapper.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/2761191680561017441'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/2761191680561017441'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/12/fantom-crapper.html' title='Who done it?'/><author><name>Thomas Bradley</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01522504326701609349</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lg-PTYCxUpM/SP5IWFn4zEI/AAAAAAAAAUA/DX6aqQsHaNk/S220/n80901008_30474925_3210.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-8057776549228946915</id><published>2009-12-15T21:08:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-16T00:47:04.688-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Country Pioneer</title><content type='html'>That Daniel Boone Poon&lt;div&gt;Backwoods coon hat saloon Poon&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;That full moon kaboom Poon&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-8057776549228946915?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/8057776549228946915/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/12/country-pioneer.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/8057776549228946915'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/8057776549228946915'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/12/country-pioneer.html' title='Country Pioneer'/><author><name>Baker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04067475756867971091</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-4012587491007519074</id><published>2009-11-16T14:13:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-16T14:25:28.795-08:00</updated><title type='text'>SO BROMO(I see you like Dipset)</title><content type='html'>Khakis and polos&lt;div&gt;Pink rags and plaids fa dolo&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Whoah bro, no homo&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-4012587491007519074?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/4012587491007519074/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/11/so-bromo-so-i-heard-you-like-dipset.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/4012587491007519074'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/4012587491007519074'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/11/so-bromo-so-i-heard-you-like-dipset.html' title='SO BROMO&lt;br&gt;(I see you like Dipset)'/><author><name>Baker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04067475756867971091</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-8416411531673100812</id><published>2009-10-24T17:43:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-24T21:36:07.793-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Piracy</title><content type='html'>Dipset picaroons&lt;div&gt;Booty lootin' dudes doubloons&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Leavin goons marooned&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-8416411531673100812?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/8416411531673100812/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/10/piracy.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/8416411531673100812'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/8416411531673100812'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/10/piracy.html' title='Piracy'/><author><name>Baker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04067475756867971091</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-2293654172011767197</id><published>2009-10-02T16:43:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-03T02:29:13.869-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Floral Arrangement</title><content type='html'>Flowers wit dew drips&lt;div&gt;Bring out the vase  miss cuteness&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Bouquet them tulips&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-2293654172011767197?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/2293654172011767197/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/10/floral-arrangement.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/2293654172011767197'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/2293654172011767197'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/10/floral-arrangement.html' title='Floral Arrangement'/><author><name>Baker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04067475756867971091</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-7605423971777865294</id><published>2009-09-10T20:42:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-10T20:45:39.031-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Boys in the Yard</title><content type='html'>Damn girl, yo milkshake...&lt;div&gt;S-S-S-S-S-S-Slurp!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I drink yo milkshake...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-7605423971777865294?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/7605423971777865294/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/09/boys-in-yard.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/7605423971777865294'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/7605423971777865294'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/09/boys-in-yard.html' title='Boys in the Yard'/><author><name>Baker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04067475756867971091</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-2021754747513364097</id><published>2009-08-24T17:41:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-24T17:43:41.038-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Merlin</title><content type='html'>The Cam jimma-jam&lt;div&gt;Abba-Cadabba wham-bam&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Shazzam! Thank you ma'am.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-2021754747513364097?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/2021754747513364097/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/08/merlin.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/2021754747513364097'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/2021754747513364097'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/08/merlin.html' title='The Merlin'/><author><name>Baker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04067475756867971091</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-8032400957694120749</id><published>2009-08-19T16:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-19T16:17:09.352-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Supply and Demand</title><content type='html'>Flip flop the brick cop&lt;div&gt;Houston, niggas got lift off&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;This rock is tip top&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-8032400957694120749?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/8032400957694120749/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/08/supply-and-demand.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/8032400957694120749'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/8032400957694120749'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/08/supply-and-demand.html' title='Supply and Demand'/><author><name>Baker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04067475756867971091</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-1368155820195524675</id><published>2009-08-13T22:35:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-13T22:40:04.760-07:00</updated><title type='text'>On The Shit Tip</title><content type='html'>Bitch grip the dick tip&lt;div&gt;Gotta shit dick for bitch tits&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Dis shits da shit bitch&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-1368155820195524675?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/1368155820195524675/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/08/on-shit-tip.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/1368155820195524675'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/1368155820195524675'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/08/on-shit-tip.html' title='On The Shit Tip'/><author><name>Baker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04067475756867971091</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-3384573513602420822</id><published>2009-07-21T16:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-21T17:07:15.298-07:00</updated><title type='text'>A Toast</title><content type='html'>Jim's prim, trim and slim.&lt;div&gt;To the brim's rim wit grim sin,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;To Pimpin'! Chin Chin.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-3384573513602420822?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/3384573513602420822/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/07/toast.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/3384573513602420822'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/3384573513602420822'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/07/toast.html' title='A Toast'/><author><name>Baker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04067475756867971091</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-8754968037055644500</id><published>2009-07-20T00:45:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-20T00:47:20.847-07:00</updated><title type='text'>A Whole New World</title><content type='html'>A magic carpet.&lt;div&gt;I dont ride that, it ride me.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Dat's Jasmine's carpet.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-8754968037055644500?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/8754968037055644500/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/07/whole-new-world.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/8754968037055644500'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/8754968037055644500'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/07/whole-new-world.html' title='A Whole New World'/><author><name>Baker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04067475756867971091</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-7518956167512140263</id><published>2009-07-14T20:52:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-14T20:55:47.573-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Bath</title><content type='html'>Rub-a-dubby dub&lt;div&gt;Slishy splashy bubble tub&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Look ma- soapy suds&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-7518956167512140263?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/7518956167512140263/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/07/rub-dubby-dub-slishy-splashy-bubble-tub.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/7518956167512140263'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/7518956167512140263'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/07/rub-dubby-dub-slishy-splashy-bubble-tub.html' title='Bath'/><author><name>Baker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04067475756867971091</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-6336815922877146908</id><published>2009-07-07T21:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-07T21:23:29.430-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Love Poem</title><content type='html'>See, roses are red.&lt;div&gt;And violets, them shits is blue.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Can I holla'at you?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-6336815922877146908?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/6336815922877146908/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/07/love-poem.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/6336815922877146908'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/6336815922877146908'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/07/love-poem.html' title='Love Poem'/><author><name>Baker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04067475756867971091</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-3945372479345331062</id><published>2009-06-13T20:48:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-13T21:05:21.234-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Hard Knocks Prayer</title><content type='html'>Yo God- you up there?&lt;div&gt;Chillin on a cloud so high?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Gettin head fa sheez?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-3945372479345331062?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/3945372479345331062/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/06/hard-knocks-prayer.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/3945372479345331062'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/3945372479345331062'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/06/hard-knocks-prayer.html' title='Hard Knocks Prayer'/><author><name>Baker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04067475756867971091</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-1676272393624836608</id><published>2009-05-04T23:54:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-04T23:56:36.229-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Great Recession</title><content type='html'>Cam'ron is famished&lt;div&gt;You got bread? Mayo? Chedda?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Hand Cam the sammich.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-1676272393624836608?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/1676272393624836608/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/05/great-recession.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/1676272393624836608'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/1676272393624836608'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/05/great-recession.html' title='The Great Recession'/><author><name>Baker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04067475756867971091</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-8949964723429383410</id><published>2009-04-29T16:38:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-29T16:40:59.653-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Wrestler</title><content type='html'>Double suplex smash&lt;div&gt;Pile drivin a booty blast&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Three taps on that ass&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-8949964723429383410?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/8949964723429383410/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/04/wrestler.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/8949964723429383410'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/8949964723429383410'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/04/wrestler.html' title='The Wrestler'/><author><name>Baker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04067475756867971091</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-8568069307872246577</id><published>2009-04-14T17:37:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-14T17:40:00.057-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Mudd Butt</title><content type='html'>You slimy grimy&lt;div&gt;Son needs to wipe his hiny&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Skid markin whities&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-8568069307872246577?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/8568069307872246577/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/04/mudd-butt.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/8568069307872246577'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/8568069307872246577'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/04/mudd-butt.html' title='Mudd Butt'/><author><name>Baker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04067475756867971091</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-8864201992152749</id><published>2009-04-09T16:45:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-09T16:48:29.522-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Rehab</title><content type='html'>Bitch you smokin crack.&lt;div&gt;Even though I sold you that,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Shit is balderdash...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-8864201992152749?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/8864201992152749/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/04/rehab.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/8864201992152749'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/8864201992152749'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/04/rehab.html' title='Rehab'/><author><name>Baker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04067475756867971091</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-2388544446019698159</id><published>2009-04-06T22:20:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-06T22:38:18.928-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Sippin</title><content type='html'>Jim Jones is Brimstones&lt;div&gt;Pimpin the domes of simp drones&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Raps is Flavor Aid&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-2388544446019698159?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/2388544446019698159/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/04/jim-jones-is-brimstones-pimpin-domes-of.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/2388544446019698159'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/2388544446019698159'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/04/jim-jones-is-brimstones-pimpin-domes-of.html' title='Sippin'/><author><name>Baker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04067475756867971091</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-4906152060520913345</id><published>2009-03-30T14:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-30T14:44:58.403-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Huh?</title><content type='html'>Dip set. Dip set. Dip&lt;br /&gt;set. Dip set. Dip set. Dip set.&lt;br /&gt;Dip set. Dip set. What?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-4906152060520913345?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/4906152060520913345/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/03/huh.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/4906152060520913345'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/4906152060520913345'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/03/huh.html' title='Huh?'/><author><name>Thomas Bradley</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01522504326701609349</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lg-PTYCxUpM/SP5IWFn4zEI/AAAAAAAAAUA/DX6aqQsHaNk/S220/n80901008_30474925_3210.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-8748422743064190236</id><published>2009-02-25T18:37:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-25T18:50:59.659-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Chargin</title><content type='html'>San Diego Cal&lt;div&gt;Alfredo-manchego style&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Queso preggo, pal&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-8748422743064190236?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/8748422743064190236/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/02/chargin.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/8748422743064190236'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/8748422743064190236'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/02/chargin.html' title='Chargin'/><author><name>Baker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04067475756867971091</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-2327688516865468213</id><published>2009-02-20T11:11:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-20T12:05:27.816-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Magical</title><content type='html'>Beans is doodie juice&lt;div&gt;Loosey goosey tooty fruit&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Make ya booty poot&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-2327688516865468213?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/2327688516865468213/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/02/magical.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/2327688516865468213'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/2327688516865468213'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/02/magical.html' title='Magical'/><author><name>Baker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04067475756867971091</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-7385055465071816716</id><published>2009-02-10T18:48:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-10T18:49:17.030-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Dat Joo-Elz New Smell</title><content type='html'>Juelz is too swell&lt;div&gt;Keep two Ls and a few belles&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Push keys like Duke Ells&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-7385055465071816716?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/7385055465071816716/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/02/dat-joo-elz-new-smell.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/7385055465071816716'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/7385055465071816716'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/02/dat-joo-elz-new-smell.html' title='Dat Joo-Elz New Smell'/><author><name>Baker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04067475756867971091</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-6883192948172710486</id><published>2009-02-08T18:03:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-08T18:06:09.391-08:00</updated><title type='text'>A Small Slow Moving Creek</title><content type='html'>A Bayou Haiku&lt;br /&gt;By the guy who sits by you&lt;br /&gt;who buys you bayous&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-6883192948172710486?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/6883192948172710486/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/02/small-slow-moving-creek.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/6883192948172710486'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/6883192948172710486'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/02/small-slow-moving-creek.html' title='A Small Slow Moving Creek'/><author><name>Cody Rook</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10882412996794570172</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_arCEt9ygzfg/S4Z3b6CxusI/AAAAAAAAASg/u0pMIfiPdic/S220/l_33c00e3bfb825ede8be29bb94d9c9128.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-1082403434085049009</id><published>2009-02-08T09:41:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-08T09:43:39.950-08:00</updated><title type='text'>What's Crackin</title><content type='html'>What up young gangsta&lt;div&gt;Mack pimp thuggin G money&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Hustlin playa dog?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-1082403434085049009?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/1082403434085049009/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/02/whats-crackin.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/1082403434085049009'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/1082403434085049009'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/02/whats-crackin.html' title='What&apos;s Crackin'/><author><name>Baker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04067475756867971091</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-7674959615079770793</id><published>2009-02-06T21:35:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-06T21:37:22.092-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Ball Park</title><content type='html'>Cam cram jam and ram&lt;div&gt;Eat a ham sam and grand slam&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Click clack bam kablam&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-7674959615079770793?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/7674959615079770793/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/02/ball-park.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/7674959615079770793'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/7674959615079770793'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/02/ball-park.html' title='Ball Park'/><author><name>Baker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04067475756867971091</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-6321019066354877563</id><published>2009-02-06T15:33:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-06T18:10:41.722-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Seezonal Reflectshunz, Part 1</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;On The Stoop&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Shorties play outside&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Cool summa breez, dat's nice yo&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Crack a forty ounce&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Ice Cream Man&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Here come Ice Cream Man&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Ice pops for all these shorties&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Bag uh dro fa me&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Husslin&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Hot night in da park&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;A young thug clockin his grip&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;The sound of gunshots&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Ridin' 'Round Shinin&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Ridin' 'round, top down&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Mashin- right past the ball courts&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;'Dere go dat nigga&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-6321019066354877563?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/6321019066354877563/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/02/seasonal-reflections-part-1-on-stoop.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/6321019066354877563'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/6321019066354877563'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/02/seasonal-reflections-part-1-on-stoop.html' title='Seezonal Reflectshunz, Part 1'/><author><name>Baker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04067475756867971091</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-4253739349164680354</id><published>2009-02-05T22:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-05T22:02:39.367-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Barter</title><content type='html'>Cam like to haggle&lt;div&gt;Hassle-talk finaglin'&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;How much fo dat watch&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-4253739349164680354?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/4253739349164680354/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/02/barter.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/4253739349164680354'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/4253739349164680354'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/02/barter.html' title='Barter'/><author><name>Baker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04067475756867971091</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-1635663945903267262</id><published>2009-02-05T21:58:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-05T21:58:58.195-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Breakfast Is Served Cold</title><content type='html'>I flip a flap jack&lt;div&gt;Slappin lip flappy rap cats&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Knick knack patty wack&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-1635663945903267262?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/1635663945903267262/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/02/breakfast-is-served-cold.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/1635663945903267262'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/1635663945903267262'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/02/breakfast-is-served-cold.html' title='Breakfast Is Served Cold'/><author><name>Baker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04067475756867971091</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-5959938049720732840</id><published>2009-02-05T21:55:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-05T21:57:35.168-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Maybe</title><content type='html'>Give ya dog a bone&lt;div&gt;Then ya leave ya dog alone&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Might call you lata&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-5959938049720732840?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/5959938049720732840/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/02/maybe.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/5959938049720732840'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/5959938049720732840'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/02/maybe.html' title='Maybe'/><author><name>Baker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04067475756867971091</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-7556011583369811157</id><published>2009-02-05T21:53:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-05T21:55:18.322-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Capri Sun</title><content type='html'>Cam cap a rap dood&lt;div&gt;Slippity slurpin rap squirts&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Doods rappin lack jooce&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-7556011583369811157?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/7556011583369811157/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/02/capri-sun.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/7556011583369811157'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/7556011583369811157'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/02/capri-sun.html' title='Capri Sun'/><author><name>Baker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04067475756867971091</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-5106548496322344678</id><published>2009-02-04T17:13:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-04T17:24:44.946-08:00</updated><title type='text'>YELLOW BELLIES</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;You's cream puff nigga.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Four-fifth in ya teef nigga,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Piss ya fits nigga.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-5106548496322344678?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/5106548496322344678/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/02/yellow-bellies.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/5106548496322344678'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/5106548496322344678'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/02/yellow-bellies.html' title='YELLOW BELLIES'/><author><name>Tom O'Toole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18065726480259383976</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_yfAiIVCjcJI/SYefiuzsofI/AAAAAAAAALE/zZxSADOmsjQ/S220/n1366675601_1464297_958.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-2434361489806826778</id><published>2009-02-04T12:03:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-04T12:03:59.697-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Stuntin</title><content type='html'>On da Suzuki&lt;div&gt;Stoppies, wheelies is spooky&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;You drop a dookie&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-2434361489806826778?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/2434361489806826778/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/02/stuntin.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/2434361489806826778'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/2434361489806826778'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/02/stuntin.html' title='Stuntin'/><author><name>Baker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04067475756867971091</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-7628088657843971044</id><published>2009-02-03T18:53:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-03T19:08:22.713-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Chinaman Peed On My Rug</title><content type='html'>Am I ambitious&lt;br /&gt;Sportin the boom-bam bitches&lt;br /&gt;The Dude, Jeff Bridges.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-7628088657843971044?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/7628088657843971044/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/02/chinaman-peed-on-my-rug.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/7628088657843971044'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/7628088657843971044'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/02/chinaman-peed-on-my-rug.html' title='Chinaman Peed On My Rug'/><author><name>Cody Rook</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10882412996794570172</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_arCEt9ygzfg/S4Z3b6CxusI/AAAAAAAAASg/u0pMIfiPdic/S220/l_33c00e3bfb825ede8be29bb94d9c9128.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-1586594857614321783</id><published>2009-02-03T15:38:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-03T15:41:02.987-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Joy Ride</title><content type='html'>In the whip bobbin&lt;div&gt;A noggin bobbin floggin&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;The whole crew mobbin&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-1586594857614321783?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/1586594857614321783/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/02/joy-ride.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/1586594857614321783'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/1586594857614321783'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/02/joy-ride.html' title='Joy Ride'/><author><name>Baker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04067475756867971091</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-3734834647135908898</id><published>2009-02-03T14:43:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-03T14:47:42.974-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Collect Em' All</title><content type='html'>A whole collection&lt;br /&gt;I got a whole selection&lt;br /&gt;My ho collection&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-3734834647135908898?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/3734834647135908898/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/02/collect-em-all.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/3734834647135908898'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/3734834647135908898'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/02/collect-em-all.html' title='Collect Em&apos; All'/><author><name>Thomas Bradley</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01522504326701609349</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lg-PTYCxUpM/SP5IWFn4zEI/AAAAAAAAAUA/DX6aqQsHaNk/S220/n80901008_30474925_3210.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-7767453704989043463</id><published>2009-02-02T18:54:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-02T18:55:31.696-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Wet Wipes</title><content type='html'>Go get ya wet wipes&lt;div&gt;Yo headlights lookin dead-nice&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;D-D-D-D-Damn&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-7767453704989043463?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/7767453704989043463/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/02/wet-wipes.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/7767453704989043463'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/7767453704989043463'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/02/wet-wipes.html' title='Wet Wipes'/><author><name>Baker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04067475756867971091</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-8521649729608808602</id><published>2009-02-02T17:22:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-02T17:29:17.442-08:00</updated><title type='text'>TRUE STORY</title><content type='html'>Dome in the navvy.&lt;div&gt;Cam got dome in the taxi.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I mack exactly.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-8521649729608808602?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/8521649729608808602/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/02/true-story.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/8521649729608808602'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/8521649729608808602'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/02/true-story.html' title='TRUE STORY'/><author><name>Tom O'Toole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18065726480259383976</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_yfAiIVCjcJI/SYefiuzsofI/AAAAAAAAALE/zZxSADOmsjQ/S220/n1366675601_1464297_958.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-3628154751681615773</id><published>2009-02-02T15:33:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-02T15:39:32.017-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Facts</title><content type='html'>The booty's juicy&lt;br /&gt;Lil' Richard's Tutti-frutti&lt;br /&gt;Haikus are kooky&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-3628154751681615773?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/3628154751681615773/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/02/facts.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/3628154751681615773'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/3628154751681615773'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/02/facts.html' title='Facts'/><author><name>Thomas Bradley</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01522504326701609349</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lg-PTYCxUpM/SP5IWFn4zEI/AAAAAAAAAUA/DX6aqQsHaNk/S220/n80901008_30474925_3210.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-5700966419407858309</id><published>2009-02-02T15:20:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-02T17:33:09.608-08:00</updated><title type='text'>ALSO KNOW AS</title><content type='html'>young "wet up ya crew"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;aka "young splashy splash"&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;aka "splashy"&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-5700966419407858309?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/5700966419407858309/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/02/also-know-as.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/5700966419407858309'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/5700966419407858309'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/02/also-know-as.html' title='ALSO KNOW AS'/><author><name>Tom O'Toole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18065726480259383976</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_yfAiIVCjcJI/SYefiuzsofI/AAAAAAAAALE/zZxSADOmsjQ/S220/n1366675601_1464297_958.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-5364786445652064669</id><published>2009-02-02T15:18:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-02T15:19:09.965-08:00</updated><title type='text'>O'Reilly</title><content type='html'>Fuck Bill O'Reilly&lt;div&gt;Saw him at the waffle house&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;BUCK BUCK BUCK- trouble.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-5364786445652064669?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-1625802943132914500</id><published>2009-02-02T14:55:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-02T15:17:41.227-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Da Gat</title><content type='html'>Cam carry a gat&lt;div&gt;Cam's gat carryin' full clips&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Cam's Gat's clips pow pow&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-1625802943132914500?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/1625802943132914500/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/02/da-gat.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/1625802943132914500'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/1625802943132914500'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/02/da-gat.html' title='Da Gat'/><author><name>Baker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04067475756867971091</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-6094846638865180671</id><published>2009-02-02T14:43:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-02T14:44:35.331-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Jammy</title><content type='html'>Cam cock the jammy&lt;div&gt;Blast the heat then tap a freak&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Cam's cock the jammy&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-6094846638865180671?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/6094846638865180671/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/02/jammy.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/6094846638865180671'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/6094846638865180671'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/02/jammy.html' title='Jammy'/><author><name>Baker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04067475756867971091</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-4835605539173497745</id><published>2009-02-02T13:09:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-02T13:10:21.294-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Pink</title><content type='html'>Cam rock a pink rag&lt;div&gt;Cause cam saucey like Ragu&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Spaghetti thuggin&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-4835605539173497745?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/4835605539173497745/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/02/pink.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/4835605539173497745'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/4835605539173497745'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/02/pink.html' title='Pink'/><author><name>Baker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04067475756867971091</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-2701593187797695674</id><published>2009-02-02T11:01:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-02T11:21:31.181-08:00</updated><title type='text'>At The Club</title><content type='html'>Drink a drippy drop&lt;div&gt;From the shelf it's tippy top&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Slip and flip flop. Crunk.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-2701593187797695674?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/2701593187797695674/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/02/at-club.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/2701593187797695674'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/2701593187797695674'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/02/at-club.html' title='At The Club'/><author><name>Baker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04067475756867971091</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ot5kjVcZSK4/R8TZ2ib6o6I/AAAAAAAAABk/rfT1DEQMptc/S220/IMG_3447.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-4136084487757006564</id><published>2009-02-02T07:31:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-02T07:37:12.927-08:00</updated><title type='text'>A Diamond Dental Dilemma</title><content type='html'>lil' grill what da dill&lt;br /&gt;fill my grill widda mill' bill&lt;br /&gt;shrill kill the real deal&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-4136084487757006564?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/4136084487757006564/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/02/diamond-dental-dilemma.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/4136084487757006564'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/4136084487757006564'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/02/diamond-dental-dilemma.html' title='A Diamond Dental Dilemma'/><author><name>Cody Rook</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10882412996794570172</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_arCEt9ygzfg/S4Z3b6CxusI/AAAAAAAAASg/u0pMIfiPdic/S220/l_33c00e3bfb825ede8be29bb94d9c9128.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5051533070763112440.post-7828138559170821183</id><published>2009-02-01T23:38:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-01T23:49:40.449-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Sippin' Crustacean</title><content type='html'>Oh holy moly&lt;br /&gt;A little roly poly&lt;br /&gt;Here. Have some stoli&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5051533070763112440-7828138559170821183?l=dipsethaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/7828138559170821183/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/02/sippin-crustacean.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/7828138559170821183'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5051533070763112440/posts/default/7828138559170821183'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/2009/02/sippin-crustacean.html' title='Sippin&apos; Crustacean'/><author><name>Thomas Bradley</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01522504326701609349</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lg-PTYCxUpM/SP5IWFn4zEI/AAAAAAAAAUA/DX6aqQsHaNk/S220/n80901008_30474925_3210.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
